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Has someone treated you badly and you need to get back at them? Want your ex to regret letting you go? Wanna make your annoying shit-talking ex/roommates/workmates jealous? I can help you make it happen! 🙂

I’m willing to help in whatever way you need. I can do something small like text you “hi cutie ;)” when you go on break so your friends will see, or a little more like accompany you as your guy friend/boy toy when you go out with your friends or come in to your work looking real nice and bring you lunch. If you’d like to go the anonymous route, I can give you a hickey that will shut up anyone doubting your womanly charm, or even set up a staged meeting as a “stranger” that takes a liking to you. Whatever works for you, I am open to all ideas.

About me:

I’m a good-looking guy (most people would probably consider me an 8) that is in good physical shape, well groomed, nice tan, that can make you and your friends laugh, but is also well-spoken and has excellent tact. I have a wide range of hobbies and studied philosophy, so I can relate to anyone and charm the pants off of most folks. Your friends will love me, and your ex will hate me (two birds with one stone, yesss).

What I’m expecting:

I am willing to help you right away, but there is someone that I’d like to make jealous as well, so I may need to ask for your help a few times as well (nothing major, though). I’m not a picky guy or anything, but please be at least average looking and in relatively good shape. Also, do not contact me if you are currently dating someone, I am only offering my help to someone who is SINGLE; I am not trying to help someone cheat/give the illusion of cheating. After talking a bit via email, we can meet to make sure we are both cool with each other before proceeding. From there we can decide what we’d like to do, work out schedules, etc.

Please reply with “make him jealous” in the subject line to weed out spam and reply with a photo and a little bit about you. I will reply with a photo of my own.

Let’s make our exes wild with jealousy! ;D